I step out of the house for the first time in 18 hours. (No one else is home for that duration) I discover this Amazon.com package however it has been ripped apart. The contents except a crappy kid's book has been left. Apparently some random asshole took my frying pan!! PPL! The world has ended! Random strangers are willing to walk up to your doorway and take your frying pan without remorse!


My greatest fear is there may have been a second package.... I hope the PDA Yakov sent me wasn't delivered today!!! (Its Sunday, so Yakov if you shipped it USPS it should be alright!)