my brain is spinning. i can't handle the details any more! ack!

i want to offer windows. also being able to offer unix/linux ok.

i want helm. if not helm, just not h-sphere.

i want to automate signups and billing.

i want access to unbranded online support / knowledge base.

i want to be able to offer shopping carts.

if possible, i want to be able to offer something like a site builder.

maybe i want too much. is there a provider who can offer me all this?